The past few days were already chaotic enough online, but nobody expected a fresh plot twist to suddenly appear over the weekend.
According to the original White House schedule, Donald Trump was expected to fly to the Bahamas over the May 23–24 weekend to attend the wedding of his eldest son, Donald Trump Jr..
The internet immediately imagined a luxury family event.
Palm trees.
Ocean views.
Black tuxedos.
Family photos.
Maybe dramatic speeches.
Maybe awkward dancing.
Maybe someone crying during the vows.
Everything looked set for a classic wealthy-family wedding episode.
Then suddenly—




