Not a week.
Not “we are still considering options.”
One hour.
Instantly, people online imagined giant digital countdown clocks ticking toward Iran war territory.
59 minutes.
58 minutes.
57 minutes.
Political commentators looked serious.
Internet meme pages looked delighted.
Some joked that the entire Iran war discussion suddenly felt like a reality competition show:
“America’s Next Top Decision.”
“Who gets immunity this week?”




