“Greetings to everyone attending.”
“Wonderful relationship between our countries.”
“Thank you for your hospitality.”
Very safe. Very normal.
Instead, according to this dramatic version of events, a loud familiar voice suddenly came through:
“India will get whatever it wants. I’m a huge fan of Indian Prime Minister Modi.”
And according to our entertainment-level Trump Modi phone call drama, the audience reaction was basically:
Absolute chaos.
Applause.
Cheers.
People looking at each other.
People looking at their phones.
People probably whispering:




