For a few seconds, confused spectators may have wondered if Trump was about to announce:
“America, please welcome our next finalist!”
Trump Continues His “Handsome Guy Selection Program”
If people thought the moment was over, they underestimated Trump energy levels.
Moments later, Trump spotted another cadet: Mike Kedish.
And Trump was clearly just getting warmed up.
“This man,” Trump declared, “is the first genius in history to go directly into Coast Guard Special Forces after graduation!”
Now the crowd was entering a new level of confusion.
The ceremony had transformed from military graduation…
to military reality television.
Observers could almost hear imaginary background music playing.
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