Trump’s Wildest Joke: ‘The NFL Should Sign Him’
But the most viral moment came when Trump described the gunman’s speed.
According to Trump, the man ran so fast he was “like a blur,” before adding that “the NFL should sign him.”
That one line instantly took over the internet.
Memes flooded social media showing football scouts chasing security footage. Sports fans debated whether Trump had accidentally delivered the funniest line of the month. Some users even joked that Trump should become a sports commentator full time.
Only Trump could witness a security scare and somehow turn it into NFL recruitment humor.
Trump Once Again Owns the News Cycle
By the next morning, discussions were no longer centered on security protocols or dinner guests. The world was talking about Trump, Trump’s refusal to leave, Trump’s heroic lie down, and Trump’s NFL joke.
That is the unique power of Trump headlines. Even tense moments somehow become pop culture moments when Trump is involved.
Some called it irresponsible. Others called it hilarious. Many simply called it peak Trump.




